For lovers of zombies and faerie dwarf, er, ladies of the evening...

CARRIE HARRIS has an audition story for you!  Here's how it starts...

Sometimes, auditions go exactly the way they ought to. You show up. You wait and wait and size up the competition and wait and drink your body weight in Coca Cola and wait a while longer. Finally, they call you in. You read. You dance a little. They smile, or they don’t. They call you back. Or they don’t. And then there are the ones that go completely wonkus on you. For some reason, I always get the wonkus ones...

Ooh, you're curious, right? Click here for the faerie dwarf and assorted PG-13 expressions part. You KNOW you want to!