And, below, debut novelist Matt Blackstone has stopped by to share a few of his writing quirks. Any look familiar to you?
I "coach" myself. Heavens no do I talk to myself out loud, but "coach" . . . certainly. I'm known for the following phrases: "C'mon Matty," "what are you doing?" "where was I?" "oi, yoi, oi."
Aside from the aforementioned "coaching," I need silence. My wife's sewing machine drives me bananas. She makes beautiful stuff, absolutely stunning, but it sounds like this: "ERDRADRETICKCHUCKACHUCKRAHERAHERADUGTICK." Those aren't random letters. That's the actual sound.
I sigh. Loudly. I'm a loud sigher. Combine that with my penchant for saying "oi, yoi, oi," you can understand why I'm often mistaken for a 75 year old shuffleboard champion in West Palm Beach, Florida.
I stretch a lot in my seat. You'd think I was getting ready for gymnastics. But I'm really getting ready for more sitting.
Learn more about the awesomeness that is Matt over at http://www.mattblackstonebooks.com/.
4 comments:
Ha! I like his sense of humor.
I think going back to the beginning is a great tip. Thanks!
LoL, this is great! And that is totally what sewing machines sound like. I remember from my childhood hearing my mom's!
Hehe, this is awesome. I especially love the sewing machine onomatopoeia! :)
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